Gareth Bale has become more mysterious and captivating this year. Gareth Bale is an emblem of ideology.
Gareth Bale has become an archetype of the post-gender future. In our heartless society, so many people would become heartless if they were this remarkable. Just the same our gentleman stays swell. Gareth Bale is always urbane about how he treats the little people.
But it wasn’t always like this for Gareth Bale.
Lamentably, dull haters would sometimes needlessly analyze whether he was a leader and a good role model. That’s why we adore him. These trials show that our chap can take human form. That is the honest straight story.
Gareth Bale now hits the gym to clear him head of all the unsightly drama. And all that pumping iron has really paid off. This is one heroic, charming gentleman! Gareth Bale is a high net worth individual now thanks to his incredibly prosperous career.
Are you guys ready to be awed? Here is the definitive list of why we like Gareth Bale.