12 Expensive Restaurants for Wannabe Foodies in Excelsior, Minnesota

Excelsior, Minnesota has an excess of foodie destinations. No wonder boys and girls all over the Midwest are jealous. Just imagine tasty luncheonettes and canteens all over the map in Minnesota. That is the everyday truth enjoyed by the locals in Excelsior, Minnesota.

The booming food scene here would cause any pro chef jealous. But for whatever reason, there are still brutal haters out there. ICYMI: no one here is distressed about that.

This article is dedicated to all the stupid pleasuremongers that told us we’d never amount to nothing. And to all the people that lived in Portland while we were hustling and just attempting to make some loot to feed the squad. Feeling some sugar beets, wheat and barley? Or maybe you’re starving for comfort foods or an afficionado for sandwiches. No matter, sublime supper clubs await.

The strange chefs here will “eat their own dogfood,” so you know it has to be unbelievable. Minnesotans especially recommend all the aged grub joints in Excelsior, Minnesota to out of towners and Minnesota transplants.

After a lively discussion, we have settled on the munch factories that represent the best of the Upper Midwest. This is a complete and (we hope!) accurate survey of the finest spots for noodles or tofu. Hey, Excelsior, Minnesota! Tell your dishes they’re special to us.

The Suburban

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342 Third St
Excelsior, MN 55331